What’s up with Brittney spears? Like who cares? Well I only have one lousy channel on TV….Michael insists I know the news and weather so I’m not caught off guard. Anyway…sleaze TV on NBC is my cross to bear.
So Brittney shaves her head (makes sure the press can see in the salon and gets more painful tattoos. It’s no secrete that she hates herself. We’re all on some level of self loathing and self destruct. It’s the human condition without Christ.
She cried and said she wanted to be left alone. I don’t blame her. So, says I…why doesn’t she stay home and take care of her kids? There’s no news in that and they’ll leave her alone. I saw Liz Taylor interviewed and she was asked…as a child star herself…does she have anything to say to Brittney Spears? Liz said, “Well…she doesn’t have to party every night!”
My kids screamed, “That’s what you said.” Yep…Liz and me…great minds think alike. We’re both shocked that we ended up fat old ladies with bad hair, too.
My kids stood at my door and watched sleaze TV (entertainment tonight) and saw Brittney go berserk at those predators with cameras. She hit the car with an umbrella. I yelled at the TV: “Go for the windshield wiper!!! The windshield wiper!!”
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